you're welcome. (alice eating chocolate, singing, 'oompa, loompa)
------OOMPA LOOMPA
(From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets,
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you're not greedy you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get from a glut of T.V.?
A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three.
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials.
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far.
You will live in happiness too.
Like the
Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me.
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat,
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame.
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father.
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you. (ew ew ew ew)
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me.
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while.
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong,
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does.
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
alice in montana (home of the oompa loompas)