HOLEE COW Smallpiper! Now don't let MMario scare the beejeezus out of you...you don't have to reveal that "condom info". That's strictly on a "need to know basis" and he DOESN'T!

...and personally I favour the Tipples built by Martin in the thirties and Bronson was at his best in "The Dirty Dozen".

Cats ARE a requirement however.

Welcome....we DO have our moments here!

Rick