Other ones I've just remembered are:"The back of the bus are in the huff (because they cannit sing like us)" - to the tune of Johnny I Hardly Knew ye, and "Oh you'll never get to heaven". I also have a vague memory of a yodelling song with lots of actions - anyone refresh my memory with that one?
For Mr Red:
MY FATHER'S A LAVATORY CLEANER
1. My Father's a lavatory cleaner
He works from morn till night
And when he gets home in the evening
His boots are covered in...
Chorus:
Sweet-smelling lavender
You thought I was going to say...
Shine your buttons (buttocks?) with brasso
It's only a penny a tin
You can go down and get some at Woolies
Depends if they've got any in.
2. Some say he died of a fever
Some say he died of a fit
But I know what he died of
He died of the smell of the......
(chorus)
3. Some say he's buried in gravel
Some say he's buried in grit
But I know what he's buried in
6 foot deep in the....
(chorus)