Just thought I'd mention that I clicked where it says "To download the March 10 MIDItext 98 software and get instructions on how to use it click here" at several different locations and all I ever got was "This page cannot be found."

This collection would prove invaluable for anybody who's doing a play about a bunch of souses and happen to vent their alcohol-induced anger by expressing contempt for women.

I guess that's an improvement over getting mean drunk and hitting one another over the head with the chairs.