Well, the B.L.O.B.s have been delivered; but, I'm gonna have a heck of a time shining them up for all these fantastic lines of bull that you all are sending down the pike lately!! ;-) So, here are the 'real deal' GGCs and miscellanea to keep you happy for a day or two:Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):
Aspiration by SharonA
Donna & Guido Get Lucky by Codgers and Hammerhead (aka RobDale)
Johnny! I Hardly Knew Ya! by Hawker
The Stuff That Once Filled Edward's Balls by Philibuster
With a Little Sniff by mousethief
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears):
An Old Gigolo by RobDale
The Ballad of Jed's Limp Pet by mousethief
Hard Hard Times by RobDale
Inhalation Once Again by derrymacash
Medicine Man by Bradypus
When You Sniff by Mmario
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song):
The Mystery Decongestant by Scabby Doug
The Wreck of the Flaccid John Harold by mousethief
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield (Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield is given to the best blues rendition of any challenge topic):
Little Pill Blue by SharonA
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen):
The Aisle Where Sildenafil Stands> by Amos
New Viagra by Micca
Nine Minutes Will Please a Lady by mousethief
My Husband's Got Viagra in Him by mousethief
Puff the Magic Nose-spray by mousethief
Winners of the Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song):
Mary Ellen Carter by Trapper
Well done, everyone!! -- Áine