JohnB, that's a lot like Sweet Violets, only the latter isn't nearly so dirty. I mean clean. Whatever. It's in the DT as Sweet Violets 2; here's the first verse:

There once was a farmer who took a young miss
In back of the barn where he gave her a -
Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs
and told her that she had such beautiful -
manners that suited a girl of her charms,
A girl that he wanted to take in his -
washing and ironing and then if she did
They could get married and raise lots of --

Sweet violets... (the chorus)

ALex