Nicely done, Jack the Sailor!

Crinkle Briefs
tune: Jungle Love

I met you in Northcenter Mall Square
You said you'd arrested me before
But I didn't have any mall fare
I'd stolen from any mall store

You told me that that didn't matter
And then you burst out in a grin
"I'm going to arrest you," you stuttered,
"For your underwear made out of tin!"

Crinkle briefs, they're driving me mad, they're making me crazy
Crinkle briefs, they're driving me mad, they're making me crazy

You treat me like it was illegal
To wear these aluminum briefs
And then you tell me that we'll go
To the station; "Don't give me no grief"

I see a headline in the paper:
The governor signed a new law
No metal shorts allowed to drape her
No foil is allowed in her bra!

(repeat chorus)

Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.