How about Roger Miller???

Flail Me
Codger Miller

Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would dress like this
I don't want to work or toil
Gonads covered with aluminum foil

CHORUS:
Jail me, jail me
They oughta take a rope and flail me
The prisoners in the sell will nail me
Don't need to find a date for me

Just sittin' playing poker' with the rest of the guys
Bet ten cigarettes and I raised five
I lost my clothes but I got it made
The boys said they would take it out in trade.

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They say prison is bad and it sure is hurtful
Tinfoil is hot and my balls are purple
Well I'm the most pop'lar pris'ner here
Because of my metal
Underwear

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