I just had a really interesting idea for a murder mystery using the Mudcat as a setting. In this play, a Mudcatter kills, or hires someone to kill, one or two other Mudcatters for some nefarious reason or another, and then the evidence for the murder is pieced together from a bunch of posts that one or the other of the victims posted to the Mudcat because they were afraid that something bad was about to happen.

Alternatively, if the Rosencrantz & Guildenstern version of the Mudcat play ever gets made, I think flattop would make a good Rosencrantz, and I would make a good Guildenstern (even though I am a woman).