Here's one we sing. Guaranteed to raise a smile.'Oh the (name of club/group you're travelling with)are on the piss again.
We're on the piss again.
We're on the piss again.Oh the (name) are on the piss again.
We want to wee-wee now.We want to wee-wee now.
We want to wee-wee now.
Oh the (name) are on the piss again.
We want to wee-wee now.'