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Thread #36950   Message #513281
Posted By: GUEST,Patrish
24-Jul-01 - 08:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: Dialect
Subject: RE: BS: Dialect
Good one EJ
Here's Elmer

As I wawked out on the stweets of Wawedo, As I wawked out in Wawedo one day, I spied a young cowboy aww wwapped in white winen Aww wwapped in white winen as cowd as the cway. I see by youw outfit that you awe a cowboy You see by my outfit that I am one too We see by ouw outfits that we awe bof cowboys Fow I have an outfit and you have one too. My outfit fits neatwy; it's a neat-fitting outfit Youw white winen neat-fitting outfit fits you So we awe two cowboys in white winen outfits White winen outfits that fit neatwy too. When I'm out of my outfit, I am not a cowboy When you'we out of youw outfit, then neithew awe you But we'we bof fit out in ouw neat-fitting outfits So I am a cowboy and you awe one too. Wet's see if youw neat-fitting outfit wiww fit me Wet's see if my neat-fitting outfit fits you If my outfit fits you and youw outfit fits me Den we can twade outfits and they wiww fit too. As the outfitted cowboys wewe twading theiw outfits Deiw neat-fitting outfits of white winen hue An outwaw passed by in his bwack outwaw outfit And spied the two cowboys and shot up the two.

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