My, my, my, my, my -- Have y'all been a busy bunch of beavers or what? ;-) Doesn't this Challenge! remind you of a kindergarten arts & crafts class??? You know, where the teacher says 'Let's all hunker down on the play-dough and tinfoil -- and Cissy, put your panties back on! -- or did I go to a really strange kindergarten? ;-)

Anyway, with shiny girded loins and a big smile on my face, here are your shiny Silver B.L.O.B.s for this creative craziness en masse:

To SharonA for the extra-spittake-making (especially since I'm the proud mom of three boy-o's):

When the young man left the mall, he
Was arrested by a guard.
Though his theft went undetected,
That kid's hard-on seemed too hard.

AND for the 'oh behave' lines:

Now his life is done and over, but our ears still know and hear
Of the simpleton who could not comprehend,
When he tried to stick a microwave down inside his tin-foil drawers,
That he should unplug the other end.

And to mousethief for the 'thrill-a-minute-making':

We've been lifting so much
Got the five-fingered touch
Come on baby, come on, tin-foil your pants

AND for the Spittoon Candidate of the Month:

Then the Colorado Legislature made a fix
And allowed Bob to apprehend all crinkle-rumped chicks
The lifter lifted once and then she lifted twice
Then Bob heard that tin-foil rustle in her panties, out o' sight!

And to LoopySanches for the raw, but funny:

Walkin round, scopin out
More things I wanna steal
I lined my drawers with more tin foil
And now I've Got a rash that don't wanna heal
And even though it saves me money
You know it hurts so bad that it's a real pity
And I don't-want-this-foil-wedged-up between my
Pair o' cheeks, I need drawers that'll fit


Amazin', simply amazin'!

-- Áine