Tall and blond, as she sauntered down the street, the butt cheeks in her tight dressed looked like puppies wrestling under a blanket. Her boobs, the product of Canada's finests medical science. Even with Lucky on my arm, I was paying attention. "Look at this. I think it may be a clue."

"That stud in your ear is a ruby."

"You mean"...

"Yes exactly"......

"A red earing"....

We walked on.