Plagiarizing Agent Dale Cooper, I always commend the worthy coffee maker with a 'Damn fine coffee, ma'am'.

I am addicted. I know I am, as I give it up every Lent, and the chocolate, sex, alcohol and morris dancing are a piece of piss.... but coffee, ooooh baby, that's tough. 46 days of pure hell without the cafetiere. And I'm already jumpy about next lententide, coming soon!

Goddam, I love coffee, getting a fine Douwe Egberts down me neck right now.

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