When I'm Ruler of the World (won't be long now!) my first decree will be to stop the makers of so-called Instant Coffee from calling it that. It'll have to be Instant Coffee-Style Drink or something similar. I've just finished my morning cafetiere (organic fairly-traded Machu Pichu!) and am counting the minutes until my afternoon one.

Although coffee should be just strong and black, my partner, Maggie has an interesting variation. Instead of milk she puts in Baileys.

Les