That's right kids...get your "The Mudcat Deserves Better" stuffed catfish! See as our spokeswoman's hand plays across it's plush blue surface! Perfect for any child!

Squeeze the Mudcatfish's banjo and he will talk! His phrases include "The Mudcat deserves better," "Mudcat deserves better than this," and if you call within the next 5 minutes, receive the special Star Wars-edition "The Mudcat Deserves Better" Catfish, which includes special phrases from Yoda ("Deserves better does Mudcat"), C3P0 ("I indubitable believe that the Mudcat deserves far far better than this, Master Luke!"), Chewbacca ("Rrr ruuuraaa rureeerrr rerrrrur ra riiii") and R2D2 ("beep boopblop beepbeep beepboop blep bleep").

Don't ask it questions--it will never explain it self! Just one continuous mantra of "The Mudcat deserves better!" Remember Tickle Me Elmo? The "The Mudcat Deserves Better" Catfish is your child's every desire! And every parent's nightmare! In some rare cases, the toy's repeated phrase "The Mudcat deserves better" has caused nervous breakdowns in some people. A small percentage of owners have reported it difficult to manage anger after prolonged exposure to the toy, often expressing the fantasy of "smashing it's head in with a ball-peen hammer".

As your local Mudcat site owner if the "Mudcat Deserves Better" Catfish is for you!

This toy is free, since it is made of recycled cloth and animal fur originally sewn and manuafactured in Ireland & Scotland in the 1700's. Imagine all the other hands and fingers that touched the cloth, ran over it, bled on it, cried on it, and know that it is 100% safe for your child to squeeze the hell out of! Get yours today!