Ya know, "Barrett's Privateers" is the kind of song that would work just great with the Cub Scouts. It really would. Trouble is, I'd be tarred and feathered, and charged with offending the family values of the Great State of California. And no, there isn't any way to change the song that would work. I couldn't bring myself to sing,

Gosh darn it all, anyhow

which was pretty severe language where I was brought up in Wisconsin. No, I couldn't do that, but gosh darn it all, anyhow.
-Joe Offer-