Hey! Less of the Clueless, OK?
Like, it's soooo unfair when everyone takes the wotsit out of you for being Sloaney. I mean, I haven't been round the dustbins at the back of Harvey Nicks for yonks!
And I can't help having strange habits - like munching armpit hair - because I was a foundling. I blame the lack of a wealthy mummy and daddy to spoil me.
And then that rotter nearly gave me a complex when he threated to call me Kitten Tika. As I said, like, life's just unfair, yah?