There's a booth, in the corner, way up in the back. A crowd gathers. There is a frenzy to purchase the hottest souvineer at the festival. Folks of all ages and sizes are leaving the stand with big smiles, wearing a tee shirt. A tee shirt embazoned with a red headed cartoon bird pecking and repeatedly stabbing a folk singer, instantly and undeniably recognizable as none other than the enigmatic Condolezza Schwartz.

If you move a little closer you will notice that the shirts are made from the finest hemp,and you will read caption.

What Woody Would Do!

A little further down the way another booth, doing a brisk business in seven inch switchblades.

It is going to be a busy evening!