Music wafting from the "L.L. Bean Stage"

My Beamer needs a tune up, I'm out of cuban cigars
My Beamer needs a tune up, I'm out of cuban cigars
So I gotta smoke cheap tocacco And drive domestic cars

My girl friend needs a surgeon to make her like her self
My girl friend needs a surgeon to make her like her self
Not satisfied with Nature, she'll buy beauty from a shelf

Who says you can't have wealth and really feel the blues
It take courage to pick a guitar whenyou got so much to lose
I'm just a pampered rich boy
Singing
Siiiiiingin
Siiiiiingiiiiing

The caaaauuuuuucaaaaiiiisiiiiiooooonnnnn Bluuuuuuuuuueeeeees