Be afraid of something REAL!

New Federal (US) regulations require all cell-phone servers to be able to locate any person using a cell-phone withing a very short space.
The purported purpose of this regulation is to allow emergency response when a person reports a problem.
A pilot program has been launched to monitor cell phone traffic on the streets and highways of a major metropolis, in order to continously monitor traffic conditions, in real time, so as to improve the flow of traffic

THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!

But the thing we must REALLY be afraid of, is the coming believe that IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO USE YOUR CELL-PHONE IN TRAFFIC, because it helps to avoid traffic jams!

John