Well, you UK Mudcatters are having a little problem. I suggest you move to another bar and don't tell Mike the miserable where you are going. If I ever came across, I think I would give the Jug a miss. We are supposed to be all grown up and not waste time squabbling . Get back to your Music.
PS I met someone the other day who met Bill on his recent trip - said he was quiet and unassuming - not like the egocentric god that you describe Mike . Are you sure you are talking aboout the same man? Don't you think a public apology to Bill is in order. Remember your manners.
Jardin