Dear Benson,

To make this an Irish folk song just;
1. Work up a good sweat
2. Close your eyes
3. Take a deep breath down to your toes
and start your song with the following lusty refrain

Come all ye loyal church goers
With pew marks on your knee
Don't let your bells get rusty
Keep 'em "olied" like you and me

Oh oil your bells and oil yourselves
With porter, plonk or gin
And to hell with all DRY sermons
May your SPIRIT warm within.

You may not get into the folk record charts but I'll warrant you'll earn a few free pints on the house.

Happy New Year

Frank McGrath