Let's see. There was an article about 6-8 months ago in the Wall Street Journal about schoolteachers in Silicon Valley. They were making less than receptionists, and were treated like dirt. And I hear "libertarians" on the radio talking about how we spend too much on education, and the educators are doing such a lousy job, we shouldn't pay them so much. What the Republicans are eager to do is preserve the most important part of Reagan's legacy - the budget deficit - so that the government won't spend money on social programs, and uppity working people are scared of a poverty-stricken old age and won't talk back to the boss.

I respectfully submit that GWB is a closet Communist. He is dedicating his life to proving that Karl Marx was right, by building a system so gross and disgusting it turns us all into Reds. In any case I see no other explanation for his antics.

But then, who am I?