Look, Hesperis, et al.

The virus is not the problem.

My mail gets scanned elsewhere....the virus goes straight to quarantine. Zone alarm Pro automatically renames the file extension, and thank goodness, I have yet to be infected. Live Update does its' thing in the background, and although tracing the odd 'ping' and 'blocked ICMP ' something or other at certain times of the day, and night can yield some quite curious results, life in cyberland has been unaffected.

The virus thing is a pain in the arse, alright, but I actually wouldn't hold too many people accountable for that kind of thing, neither..cos shit happens, sometimes.

But this is not the first time I have asked Praise to stop sending me stupid messages, in some godawful font.

And it's not the first time she's refused.

"If you knew Susie, like I knew Susie..."