"We are not the villains of the piece, we are just trying to enforce the law as it stands", Mike Brock, a licensing officer at Weymouth and Portland council, said. "Reform would certainly make our lives easier".

Well of course making the officer's live easier is what it is all about, is it not?

I see they wheeled out the lowest possible ranking officer to face the bullets. According to the date of the visits that WPBC provided, this poor chap never actually saw the session taking place, but was only sent to deliver any bad news.

In the photograph you will see at least 4 Mudcatters. Well if you look very hard you may just see my foot and a bit of my banjo case and the lower torso of our 'host'.

Nice shots of the dancers though.