Well in my edition page 6 has a main srory abouy Teenagers shun safe sex plea, a row about a TV programme (Channel 4 faces anger after paedophilia stunt), one about a Nazi suspect, , and a story about sheep being culled in Wales, with a large picture of some worried looking sheep.

Now I wonder which of those pushed you out in my edition, which would be later than yours, since I live quite near London. Probably the sheep, since that story has the picture...

Still, it's a nice story, and should mean tht the local paper will be pretty certain to run something - that's the way locals work.

But you really need The Sun, and that'll require naked Ladies Morris I'm afraid. Borderline Morris.