Belay that chopper Spaw... can't go on vacation til I get the new place painted. The dining and living rooms at my new pad are now lily white. Didn't have the heart to tackle any more today. The kitchen and hall are yellllooow... three coats, I'd say. And the master bedroom, soon to be office, is pink. The basement stairwell is bright lime green. Thank god the sixties are long over.

Shoulda seen the look on the clerk's face at the hardware store when I asked him to shake up ten tins of Kitchen & Bath semi-gloss enamel ultra white. Told him I had a big bathroom. If any of you ever visit me, bring your sunglasses.