A couple I like....

Here's to the game they call ten toes
It's played all over town
The grils all play with 10 toes up
The lads with ten toes down

Here's to the ships of our navy
And the women of our land
May the former be well rigg-ed
and the latter be well manned!

Gentlemen, I bid you, a toast to our wives
Who make our lives complete
Drink to those women who love us well
so beautiful and sweet
May God grant this wish
the twain shall never meet!