Kaleea: The problem is not finding a kazoo.. it is trying to find a tuning spine to tune the bugger with... See, I'm more than a little attached to mine and would rather tune it myself than purchase a new one!

A gallon or two of gasoline??? (Eeee Gaaaddds) That would be a major investment considering I live in California! But appreciate your input more than you'll ever know! ;-)