Found this the other day: (spelling mistakes not mine!!)

Once't ther' was a 'ittle boy-- What maked some resolushuns, On New Year's Day --'at he would stop A-bein' sech a "Noo-sanse." He sed, he'd start in takin' bafs Without no drivin' to it; He sed, he'd go to bed at night Soon as he's telled to do it. An'after this he'd stick to trufe, 'An never tell a fib; He never more'd put a frog