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Thread #37313   Message #520252
Posted By: kendall
03-Aug-01 - 07:08 AM
Thread Name: Mad woman jumps from plane!!!!!!
Subject: RE: Mad woman jumps from plane!!!!!!
Jeez folks, a little humor!!

a guy jumped from a plane, his chute didn't open. He was headed for the ground at 16 feet per second per second. Suddenly, he sees a guy going UP past him. He yells, "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes"?
The other guy says "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?"