Awww come on now Reta, I'm not that bad, I didn't say you couldn't play the guitar, after all thats what we are all there for, to share music. Now if you can play the accordian you can sign on as shantyman with Bill. And I dare say we might just lie up off the odd tropical island for you to have a swim etc. (If you promise not to tell the others I'll let you into a secret - old salts may talk about enjoying bad weather etc, but what we actually enjoy is talking about sailing in bad weather not sailing through it!)

So cheer up and keep your application open.

Pete M