LOL MMario! Perfect! 7th inning shoot-off?

Okay, only because this is stuck in my head now (thanks GG *bg*) So yeah, it's pop-creep, if you have your cannons loaded, please don't shoot!

Rocket Spud (Rocket Man)

They packed my fries last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be missle defense from Idaho by then
To keep the farmers farming is what they thought
The bonus spent in war
Shot from a tater-gun

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until they implement 'Eyes in the Sky'
I'm not the spud they think I am at home
Oh no, I'm a rocket spud
Rocket spud, Mr Potato Head can save your home

Mars ain't the kind of place they say it is
You'll freeze your tots right off
Worse than the freezer section in the grocery store
Some wise-assed kids, and a scientist
Proposed this to the pentagon
Rocket spuds, the rocket spuds

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until they implement 'Eyes in the Sky'
I'm not the spud they think I am at home
Oh no, I'm a Rocket Spud
Rocket Spud, Mr Potato Head can save your home
Rocket Spud...