Mine would be the time Neil Diamond swept off the stage at "The Last Waltz", flushed with triumph, having just sung a forgettable piece of melodramatic fluff called "Dry Your Eyes".

"You'll have to be pretty good to top that!" he remarked to Bob Dylan, who was waiting backstage.

"What do I have to do?" asked Bob, "...walk out on the stage and fall asleep?"

- LH