Kate

This is the nearest I could do for your Macedonian Soldiers (looks related)

One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five porpulant porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alvarsos's tweezers
Seven marching Macedonian Soldiers in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denisions of the deep who haul stall around the corner of the quo, the quivey, and the quake,
all at the same time.

From here.

Cheers! Ian