Bless me Turnip for I have sinned. I now freely turn my entire life over to you and have taken all of your advice so find something else to harp on huh? I am throwing away all of our beds and sleeping on the floor, and soon the guy will be done bricking up the closets. I have arranged to change my e-mail on a regular basis and can now be found at turnipdisciple@dickhead.ass. Please forward all correspondence to this e-mail immediately before it changes in 37 minutes.I have lined the walls with mirrors so no one can sneak up on me and have hired an agency to follow me in case someone else is following me. Tomorrow I will hire another PI to track them and another to follow him. I'll be tracking the last guy and when we get the circle small enough, we'll hold a circle jerk in your honor. We'll send you pictures if you are still using the e-mail addy of paranoidturnip@completeasshole.fuckme.
Many thanks for straightening out my life.
ex-Spaw, now Turnip Disciple#1