Clinton,

I'm sorry if I inadvertently offended you, it wasn't my intention. I too appreciate the diversity of opinion at Mudcat.

So, if I'm not being overly inquisitive, what I'm not getting here, if you aren't playing for a group of (presumably?) older, conservative, blue haired church ladies, what do you mean by "going either way"? I mean, this is a fun, silly, innocuous song that most music audiences would enjoy. What sort of person do you suppose would be offended by the lyrics?