Dear Noreen,

I believe "feckin' eejit" is the recognized and approved term for the person who, in a state of advanced inebriation, knocks your instrument over during a session. I have also heard it used, in the North of England, as a term of endearment for a person who backs a rustbucket into a flashy Alfa Romeo and then buggers off pronto!

(;>)

mooman