Hi Guest Jack
Just to fill you in, if you're new to this madness called Mudcat
My real name is Ralph Jordan. Have lived in London all my life . and have been a contributee to this site for the last few months. Ralphie is a stupid family moniker going back 40 odd years. The whole point of this silly thread is to burst the balloon of very odd people who prefer to remain anonymous, and try to wind everyone else up. My way of dealing with such people is (and it's deadfully childish, I know) RIDICULE.!!!
A lot of people get really riled by such threads. (and, there have been quite a few recently).
Have a look at various other threads on the same subject, and all will become clear. Best Wishes Ralphie