One I almost forgot (senior moments do have their uses) is that great siding salesman's anthem "My Way," done equally badly by Frank Sinatra and Elvis.

I had a friend who used to play in a piano bar in St. Catharines, Ont. who would run a patron out of the place for requesting it.

"Up On The Roof" and "Under The Boardwalk" rank pretty high on my kill-you-for-that list, too.