Well, well, leave it to the boyz to think in those terms. Now, if you leave it up to the Mudcat wimmin, I am sure we can help with something special for Max's family jewels and it would leave them intact and pain free!

Let's see, we'd start out with lots of cuddles and snogs, by candleight with his favourite CD of Taj on the player, the door is locked, no one here but Mr. S and his John Thomas and a Mudcat woman or two. Oh, yes, and we'd bring in MaryMac's masseuse, well his twin sister, to work on those tired and tense muscles. While he's lying there, we'll work up some exotic dance moves to entertain him and he can drift away or roll over and take what's coming to him!**BG**

Love ya, Max!!!

kat