'Course, Noreen, you might want to think twice about joining Kat's Free-Fall Weight Lifting, Banjo-Playing,Kami-Kaze Bellee Dancing Team when you see the uniform. Personally, I feel camouflage cami-knickers and two saucepan lids do not show a person off to her best advantage and the morris bells worn off the shoulder add a touch of , what is quite frankly, surreal and bizarre.She made me sign up under duress ( a little place just off the M11) when I was at a low ebb and I seem to have pulled a lot of KP since then, even when I had a note from my mum and everything saying I was excused potato peel because of a nasty rash. I haven't received notification of this latest assualt on the sensibilities of our great and glorious leader,but I'll give the saucepan lids an extra polish just in case.