whoa! I can't guess any of those alison!PAH: I typed it in wrong, it should have been "Things don't burn in the kitchen."
But looks like I got it wrong; are you sure it is "fish don't fry?"
I like "beans don't burn"; I had thought it was "things don't burn in the kitchen, things don't burn on the grill" but that wouldn't be a very good lyric would it?
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