I just had a knock on my door and when I opened it there was a guy with a Spiegel Catalogue (I didn't know those were still around for Christ's sake) trying to sell me some kind of sex toy and when I said "NO" he kicked ME in the balls---all the time mumbling something about dog's pas Dog masor cat's s'pray and smegma breath which he most assuredly had.

What the hell's all that about ?????????????? Watch out, guys, this might be some kind o' revenge brigade he's generated with his little blue cyber thingie. He looked something like Shatner too. What's this world comin' too? Oh, the humanity????

Art Thieme