New research has revealed that one of the first symptoms of second-stage CRS is a lack of prepositional subtle distinction. Art's recent posts are a prime example. Also, note that while Spaw keeps asserting he wants someone other than himself to kick Max in theballs, what he is really doing is expressing his own sublimated desire "to kick Max", over his balls (that is, over the fact that, being born as late as he was, Max' have just barely descended, while Spaws' have been sucked up so often as to be practically indifferentiable from his sagging chest muscles....

See, it's all in the prepositions. This novel paradigm is opening very intersting new directions in cognitive studies of age-advantages populations. Look for Spaw's Syndrome to be written up in Science or the AMA Journal any week now.

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