Geez Max, merely the Court Jester ? That's quite a kick in the nuts. I'll have to consider my position at further length... hope you didn't count my post in your total as it was clearly abstaining from the actual intention of the thread. Previously, I could find no reason to wish you any harm whatsoever... besides Spaw's, of course.

Spaw... any details on the actual kick ? Would that be with frozen mocassins ? Would it be administered by one of the more petite Mudcatettes or by, say, the biggest Mick you've ever seen ?

Even if it was delivered in a most robust manner, judging by some of the posts above, it might be worth Max considering to volunteer just for the sympathy. After all, there seems to be more offers for a lick in ...