Well, Spaw, if you're gonna let this you back in the bunk for the rest of the day and deprive us of your, however twisted, humourous comments and insight, that's reason enough for a good swift one for you.

Max deserves a swift one for being so damn innocent that Mudcatettes are discussing what to wear while they swoon over him... I kinda like the saucepan idea. You can cook for him after you cook for him.