ART, forgive me, mon ami, I cannot resist...."if the condom fits...."

Now, I'm gonna go hunt me up some a thet canajun bacon; the kind on two feet, ya know...Ole Jacque, though, he don't know this here gyrl has got herself a real Canajun right here at home, so Msrrs. Rubberboot et al had better be ready for a womon what kind handle her own, eh?!

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