Dear Mrs. Laughing:

President Bush and myself would like to invite you to dinner. It's time we had a serious talk. I just KNEW when I read you dissertation on boys' difficulties that you were JUST the one we needed to talk to. George W., which by the way stands for Weewee, says he is willing to formulate a dialogue on the topic, which I think means he'll talk if we lean on him.

This has got to be resolved and I an sure you are the EXACT right person for the job.

Please report to the East Entrance between 7 and 7:05 PM this Thursday evening.

We don't eat until 8:00, but the decon process takes time.

Warmest regards,

What's Her Name Bush First Lady